The bail-out button. Pre-installed.
One tap and your best friend is already inventing your fake emergency.
Date number two. He's been talking about his ex for nineteen straight minutes. The waiter has stopped checking on you out of pity. Under the table, your thumb finds 🚨 Pretend SOS.
Across the city, your best friend's phone screams. They don't even check the screen; they already know. Within ninety seconds your phone rings. 'Babe, the dog is at the vet, I need you NOW.' Oscar-tier delivery. You stand, apologetic, gone.
Or it's real. 🆘 Come rescue. They're already in the car. No texting. No 'wait what's the address'. They drilled this. They're coming.
4 buttons. A whole language.
Each one carries its own sound, haptic and color, so it’s felt before it’s read. This is the room you’d set up.
- 01
🚨 Pretend SOS: your best friend calls you with a flawless fake emergency.
- 02
🆘 Come rescue for when it stops being funny and you actually need them.
- 03
Heavy haptic and an urgent alert sound your friend will never mistake for anything else.
- 04
The unspoken pact every good friendship deserves, finally on a button.
Set up the rescue line your friendship was always going to need.
Your version starts the moment you make the room. 30 seconds, free, no card.
