Pingo the Pigeon · PingRoom’s official mascot
BRB.
Bird stuff.
A red pigeon with places to be. None of them are the group chat.
Follow the bird
Big day.
Very little accomplished.
He calls these side quests. We’ve stopped asking about the main one.

Professionally unavailable.
Four coffees. Still buffering.

One more track. Obviously.
The group chat is muted. The bass is not.
His origin story?
Cold pasta.
He said “dinner’s ready.” The group chat had forty-seven things to add.
The pasta got cold. The look became permanent. And PingRoom got a pigeon who understands why one useful message should be enough.
He’s moved on. Mostly.
Go on. Interrupt him.
Currently doing absolutely nothing. Very busy.
Just a little website toy. No notification is sent.

Anyway.
Back to bird stuff.
One useful message. Then a whole life outside the chat.

He’s hiding around the rest of the site, too.
Act normal if you spot him.


