It's 7am. Wake up.
A weaponized group chat, in the best worst way.
You wake up first. They don't deserve to sleep in. You open the room and tap Wake up. Somewhere across town, a heavy burst alert detonates on the nightstand of your best friend, who has not consented to being a morning person.
Twelve seconds later, retaliation. Come Discord lands on your phone with a doink. Then Did you sleep? from the chaos goblin in the chat who just woke up themselves.
Nobody is productive. Everybody is online. The bit lives on.
4 buttons. A whole language.
Each Ping has its own label, sound, and haptic. This is the four-button setup the template creates. Delivery follows each member’s device, connectivity, and notification settings.
- 01
Doink sounds and rigid haptics: slightly unbearable, by design.
- 02
Wake up, Let's eat, Come Discord, Did you sleep: the four pillars of best-friend warfare.
- 03
Group-chat energy with a distinct sound and phone haptic.
- 04
Use sparingly. Or don't. We're not your dad.
Assemble the goblins.
Your version starts the moment you make the room. 30 seconds, free, no card.
