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conspiratorial

Boss coming. Everyone looks busy.

The unofficial office channel — coffee runs, lunch calls, and discreet workplace signals.

Coffee break
Boss coming
Need help
Lunch now
Manual4 actions
The moment

Open-plan office, 3:14pm. The boss rounds the corner from the elevator. Someone on row two clocks it and taps Boss coming. Across the floor, four phones buzz once. Tabs flip. Posture corrects. By the time leather shoes hit the carpet, the room looks productive.

An hour later, someone yawns and taps Coffee break. Three people stand up at the same time without saying a word. The good gossip happens at the espresso machine, not the Slack channel.

It's the workplace conspiracy you always wanted, finally on a button.

The pings

4 taps. Zero typing.

Each tap fires its own sound, haptic, and color so the room reads the message before words do.

Coffee break
Coffee break
water dropsoft
Boss coming
Boss coming
urgent alertheavy
Need help
Need help
urgent alertmedium
Lunch now
Lunch now
ding dongmedium
Why it works

Built for this exact moment.

  • 01

    The 'boss coming' tap your Slack will never let you write down.

  • 02

    Coffee runs and lunch breaks coordinate without polluting work channels.

  • 03

    Need help pings a teammate the second a customer walks in.

  • 04

    Lives outside your work tools — no IT, no audit log, no awkward.

Get the office on the same wavelength. Quietly.

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