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Boss coming. Everyone looks busy.

The unofficial office channel: coffee runs, lunch calls, and discreet workplace signals.

4 signalsa small crewone tap
The scene
01

Open-plan office, 3:14pm. The boss rounds the corner from the elevator. Someone on row two clocks it and taps Boss coming. Across the floor, four phones buzz once. Tabs flip. Posture corrects. By the time leather shoes hit the carpet, the room looks productive.

Boss coming
tapped
02

An hour later, someone yawns and taps Coffee break. Three people stand up at the same time without saying a word. The good gossip happens at the espresso machine, not the Slack channel.

Coffee break
tapped
03

It's the workplace conspiracy you always wanted, finally on a button.

The vocabulary

4 buttons. A whole language.

Each one carries its own sound, haptic and color, so itโ€™s felt before itโ€™s read. This is the room youโ€™d set up.

Coffee break
water dropsoft
Boss coming
urgent alertheavy
Need help
urgent alertmedium
Lunch now
ding dongmedium
Why it lands
  • 01

    The 'boss coming' tap your Slack will never let you write down.

  • 02

    Coffee runs and lunch breaks coordinate without polluting work channels.

  • 03

    Need help Pings a teammate the second a customer walks in.

  • 04

    Lives outside your work tools: no IT, no audit log, no awkward.

Get the office on the same wavelength. Quietly.

Your version starts the moment you make the room. 30 seconds, free, no card.

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